I am sad to have to predict the death of BEAVIS cartoon inspiration Ray-Joe Lee Jack, a dancer from Austin. Mr. Jack will die horrifically by trebuchet. Go ahead, look up that word. As you can see, it is a machine of menace. My psychic powers were put to the test in 2009, and came through dramatically with the accurate prediction that comedian Carrot Top (story link above right) would kill a commercial airline pilot . He did just that in June, and I was not surprised. Well, good luck to the rest of you this year!