Thursday, December 24, 2009
Had breakfast with my friend Javier this morning, it was on a passing taco cart that he spotted this sticker. I had cafe con leche coming out my nose I laughed so hard. It's funny 'cause it's true. I want to send belated shout-outs to dandy Don Weber and the millions like him, who prayed so terrifically that they wouldn't need to be working today. Sorry pal, guess I got a little behind. Take heart, all you working stiffs on memas eve, three-day weekend! Adios amigos...
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
I see that the Balloon Boy's dad is going to jail for causing a fiasco with his fakery. Nothing shows the true state of society than a guy faking his own son's balloon tragedy, just so he could be as famous as an Octomom, whatever the hell that is. Why is he the only one doing time? How many outright lies have representatives of your government told, all very straight-faced, this past year? I actually know, and it qualifies as a shitload. A quantifiable load of shit, that's what you have there.
Well, I have to get back to the fiesta. Charo is here, she still has it!
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Chip Kelly, the head football coach at the University of Oregon, was injured last night in what college spokesmen are calling "An unfortunate Pep-rally demonstration."
Portland, OR (UPI) In a statement sure to ruffle the feathers of Duck faithful in prisons and welfare lines everywhere, Jesus today announced his pick of the 113th Civil War football game, to be played thursday night in Gommorah-esque Eugene. "They are mostly godless heathens, those duck folk. I won't feel bad at all in putting a grand on the Beavs!" Jesus added that he will be watching the game with Beaver faithful in Tualatin, Oregon, including famous OSU alumn Todd C Wilson. Before being whisked away by his assistants, Jesus added "I'm not going anywhere near that Tower of Babel, I'll be with my peeps & Jack on ice."