Saturday, November 26, 2011

University of Oregon: Top Meth Snorters

Eugene (AP)
Drug use at University of Oregon home football games is as common as Willamette Valley rain, but a recent study has the Duck faithful beaming with pride. The big green O finds itself Topping the list of Meth Snorters, as the Federal drug Administration has released its national rankings for 2010-2011 collegiate narcotic abuse. Phil Knight, a noted Oregon Alum, and sneaker salesman, is seen here snorting up a pre-game baggie in the Autzen stadium parking lot earlier this season. Asked whether he was concerned over a Meth cultured image for the Duck, Knight said "How in Hell do you think we come up with those uniform designs?"

1 comment:

Anne said...

A bit of Breaking Bad inspiration? :)