Saturday, November 26, 2011

Oregon Football Coach Arrested

Eugene (UPI) University of Oregon football coach Chip Kelly was arrested in the early morning hours on Saturday, just hours before his team is to face the Oregon State Beavers in the 115th Civil War matchup. Taken into custody at a women's dormitory on campus, Kelly was highly intoxicated and dressed as "Duckman". "I'm Duckman, goddamnit!" screamed Kelly as he was photographed being led to a waiting police van, "You can't touch me! Call Phil Knight!" University spokesmen had no comment, and Kelly is expected to be on the sidelines for today's Civil War game.

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