Thursday, September 18, 2008

Bill O'Reilly killed by hungry racing pigs


Bearcreek Montana: Shortly after the exciting finish of this pig race, Fox News commentator Bill O'Reilly was killed and eaten after falling into the pig-paddock between events. Spectators reported that O'reilly straddled the metal fence surrounding the animals, and was openly swilling from a bottle of Night Train fortified wine, heavily intoxicated. At the very end of the revealing video, O'reilly can be clearly heard drunkenly shouting "Woohooooo!"



Just prior to his fatal fall, O'Reilly was also heard shouting profanities at the group of agitated pigs. Horrifically, after the incident was discovered, the voracious swine could not be driven from the body, devouring the corpse in a matter of minutes. This is the thirty-first such fatality in Montana over the last eleven years.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Go Piggies! Sooey!